When I first made the decision to move up here to Seattle, one of my biggest concerns was that I was no longer going to have easy access to the Angels on TV. But aren't I lucky because in the three games the Angels have played since I arrived in the Pacific Northwest, they have been completely and totally unwatchable with tonight being no exception.
Sure, I could spend a little green and get the MLB Extra Innings package or the MLB.tv package but what is my incentive to do soe when all I would be doing is paying to watch the Halos get their butts handed to them by the likes of Alex Cobb. Alex Cobb doesn't even know who the hell he is! Sorry, but I'd much rather spend the $100 (or whatever) on having the homeless guy outside my building punch me in the balls once. I'd suffer the same amount of pain as watching the Angels but at least it would only eat up a few minutes of my night instead of three hours.
I'll tell you what, I'll make deal with the Halos. If they can win three games in a row and score five or more runs in all of those games, then I will bit the bullet and drop the dinero on an MLB package. I figure that I won't have to make good on that bet until some time in late August, so it should be a real bargain by then.