With Kendrys return shooting farther and farther away as the days go by, one must wonder when we'll finally get our hero back in the field mashing homers. Many people speculate the grand return of Kendrys, and the over/under on how many balls he'll mash out of the park on the day of his return. If you are afraid of Kendrys coming back half of the player that he left, then you should close out this article now. This is the exploration of such an event, an adventure through multiple scenarios....a journey through the twisted mind of MWaH! I should warn you that this is not going to be a happy-cheery daisies and unicorns article, put your big boy pants on and grab a box of tissues because this is going to be depressing as hell.

Let us engage in a moment of silence for all those championships we'll miss without him.

As I am sure many of you know, the Lakers are down 0-2 in their playoff series.  Laker fans are obviously gravely concerned.  I, however, think it is freaking hilarious.

In my pre-Bloguin life, I was actually a Laker blogger, running LakersOfFire.com.  I like to consider this my "gay for pay" stage as I was not AT ALL a Lakers fan.  My true allegiance lies with the Golden State Warriors, my true feeling for the Lakers were a mix of contempt and, well, what's a nice way to say "deep-seeded, soul-wrenching hatred?"  Honestly, I hated the Lakers, but I really thought it would be an interesting writing challenge to blog full-time about a team that I wasn't a fan of.  Considering that I found so many Laker fans to be myopic homers, I thought I might be able to carve out a nice niche for myself, and I actually kind of did.

The only problem was that I think I might've damned my soul to eternal damnation in the process.  That's why I declined to keep my Lakers blog alive when Fanball went belly up and Bloguin swooped in to dig me out of the wreckage.

Now, to repent for my past sins, I have just one thing to say about the Lakers losing the first two games of their playoff series against the Mavericks despite being the prohibitive favorites to win it al', and that is "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Ah, I feel so much better now.  Now, I'll go finish my penance by saying twelve "Pau Gasol is playing like he has sand in his cervix"-es.

The failure is just so funny.

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Cleveland Indians (21-9) @ Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (18-14)

Pitching Probables: CLE -- Justin Masterson (5-0, 2.25 ERA) LAA Tyler Chatwood (2-1, 4.94 ERA)

Game Info: 7:05PM PT; TV - Fox Sports West; Radio - KLAA 830 AM

And so the Angels return home after what I guess could be called a successful road trip. Taking 2 out of 3 against the Rays and splitting with the Red Sox gives them a winning trip, which is usually what you aim for anytime you head out on the road. The question is what sort of emotional toll will the last couple of games take? I see it going one of two ways, either they use the marathon game and it's daytime companion as a springboard to a hot streak or it leads to a total collapse due to mental fatigue. I imagine the schedule makers thought they were doing the Halos a solid by giving them the Indians, but fate has a way of playing cruel games.

Daily Links for the LA Angels including the Angels could be suitors for Reyes and Wright, Wells starting to feel comfortable, a look at Haren's hot start and much more...

The Story: Jim Bowden considers the Angels amongst the potential suitors for Jose Reyes.

The Monkey Says: I agree that the Angels will at least consider going after Reyes, but I don't think they are serious players.  Reyes' career OBP is only .336, which doesn't make him the awesome leadoff option Bowden thinks he is.  Also, Reyes may not even be a better defender than Izturis or Aybar.  Still, he'd be a definite upgrade on offense, I just think that the Angels should be looking to fill other holes first before they worry about getting Reyes.

The Story: The Angels are also amongst potential teams David Wright could land with.

The Monkey Says: Great idea, glad I thought of it.  Wright would be a great fit for the Halos, but I worry that their farm system just won't match up.  I already wrote a lot about it yesterday, so I will just say that my concern is that the Mets will want more pitching than the Angels would be willing to give up since they traded so much pitching for Haren and Callaspo last year.

The Story: Vernon Wells believes he is starting to find a comfort zone.

The Monkey Says: Right, we've heard that one before.  Call me when his OPS gets over .650.

If this is the Angels way of apologizing to us Angel fan for letting the BoSox smack them around I whole-heartedly accept the apology.

Angels 11 Red Sox 0

It may be the first week of May, but I say it is never to early for a little trade speculation.

With the recent news breaking that the Giants have had discussions about tradng for Jose Reyes of the Mets, I'm declaring open season on rumor mongering.  Only my target is set slightly to Reyes' right at third baseman David Wright.

Now, don't go getting too excited, there are ABSOLUTELY ZERO rumors about Wright being dealt to the Halos.  What I am simply attempting to do is predict the eventual trade market for the Angels, and Wright seems like a good first scenario to consider since the combination of the Mets' poor record and sticky financial situation could lead to a fire sale of their star players.

What I want to figure is not only if the Angels have what it takes to pry Wright loose, but also if that is even a realistic scenario and actually a good idea.

One thing I hate when I see contrived trade scenarios pop up on the net is a complete lack of consideration for what the other team actually thinks and wants.  So as not to fall victim to that trap myself, I've called in some reinforcements in the form of Bloguin's Mets blog MetstradamusBlog.com.  John offers up his take on a potential Wright trade:

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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (17-14) @ Boston Red Sox (14-16

Pitching Probables: LAA – Joel Pineiro (0-0, 1.29 ERA)  BOS – John Lackey (2-3, 5.65 ERA)

Game Info: 10:35 AM PT; TV - Fox Sports West & MLB Network; Radio - KLAA 830 AM

Sorry for the late preview, had some connectivity issues, so this will be short and sweet.

I'm tired, you're tired, the players are all tired, so let's just get this all over with, eh?  All I ask is that the Angels either win or not lose in heart-breaking fashion.  Oh, and Rojas and Gubi should have to wear the luchador masks the entire game.