Kansas City Royals (28-36) @ Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (30-35)
Pitching Probables: KC -- Felipe Paulino (0-4, 3.82 ERA) LAA – Joel Pineiro (2-3, 3.76 ERA)
I have chosen to look on the bright side of things. Today is a new day. The sun is shining. The birds are chirping and today is the day the Angels turn it around. There is no way that Joel Pineiro is going to let another chance to get his 100th career win go by. I am supremely confident and 100% supportive of the Angels tonight. Yes sir, you will not get once ounce of negativity out me tonight. Tonight, in the immortal words of the poet Taio Cruz, the Angels will be "Dynamite". (okay so maybe that was a bit much...)
Kansas City Royals (27-36) @ Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (30-334
Pitching Probables: KC -- Jeff Francis (2-6, 4.52 ERA) LAA – Ervin Santana (3-5, 4.30 ERA)
Game Info: 7:05 PM PT; TV - Fox Sports West; Radio - KLAA 830 AM
I have this sinking feelng in the pit of my stomach that things are not going to get any better. Something dark and foreboding is happening in the land of the Halo and right now and I can't seem to see the bottom of the pit. The Angels can't score runs and it seems that the defense is starting to fail them on a nightly basis. The bullpen has been a travesty and lord help up if the starters give up more than two runs. If the Angels don't turn this around and quickly we might be stareing at a very long summer. Not that I am a pessimist or anything...
Good news, Angel fans! I've finally found an offense more unclutch and pathetic than the Halos' offense!!!
I thought it was an impossible task to unearth something even more inept than the Angels' batting order, but lo and behold I turned on the NBA Finals and... BINGO! I never imagined that I would have to watch another sport to find even worse execution in the clutch, but sure enough, there were the Miami Heat bricking shot after shot, running unimaginative plays and seeming generally frightened of the ball in the final minutes of the game.
Heck, the Heat even have a ring leader of their awfulness. Much like Torii Hunter sets the standard for sucking for the Halos with all of his untimely GIDPs, LeBron James hamstrings the Miami offense by hiding from the ball down the stretch and launching long two-point jumpers instead of attacking the rim in the rare instance that the ball does actually find its way over to him cowering in the corner.
Thanks, LeBron. I don't feel so bad now, especially since you and the rest of the Heat somehow managed to make it this far despite such glaring deficiencies. I think I might just go ahead and buy my World Series tickets now.
Hey, I think I've seen that look before. I bet you if he lowered the jersey a little we would all see... THE SCIOSCIA FACE!!!
Daily Links for the LA Angels including Angel frustrations boiling over, Kazmir has another wild outing in minor league rehab, Pirates rumored to have interest in trading for an Angel catcher and much more...
The Monkey Says: None of the quotes are actually all that eye-catching, but supposedly you "had to be there" to get the true sense of ire in Scioscia's voice. The question is what is he going to do about it besides spouting more cliche-riddled rhetoric?
The Monkey Says: New quotes, but made a day later and dripping with the same ire. It sounds as if Sosh is planning on doubling down on baserunning and situational hitting, which is being made in response to the team's lack of power, but the problem with this strategy is that their situational hitting blows goats right now. In fact, one could argue that this has been the offensive philosophy all season long, so I really don't see how anything is going to change outside of a few extra stolen base attempts.
He's tried canceling batting practice. He's tried batting Hunter second. He's even let Callaspo hit clean-up. What other crazy ideas does Mike Scioscia have up his sleeve as he tries to do anything and everything to get the Angel lineup to show some signs of life.
Sosh seems to be getting pretty desperate with his moves now, which makes me worry that he might be running out of ideas. Never fear, The Monkey is here to help with some ideas of his own!
I'm all out of ideas, you got any?