As you may have heard, the Angels had to make an emergency landing on their flight home from Kansas City. I think we've learned from movies like Almost Famous that near-death experiences often lead to spontaneous declarations being made by the airline passengers. As always, the Monkey With a Halo quadruple top secret, totally not pretend as far as you know microphones were conveniently in place to capture the panic during this near disaster, allowing us to present you with the top ten comments we overheard during the emergency landing.
No, we can't die now! We never got to see Mike Trout play!!!!