Top Ten Thursday: Angels Jokes That Need to Be Retired

Written by Garrett Wilson on .

Eating, sleeping and breathign Angels baseball is a great way to live... most of the time.  However, there are a few things I could do without; chief amongst them is the collection of Angel-related jokes that have been beaten to death over the years.  I think it is high time we identify these lingering pieces of unoriginal humor and ban them from the Halosphere once and for all.

Beating a dead horse

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Just How Bad Was the Scott Kazmir Trade?

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Scott KazmirAt long last, Scott Kazmir's days as an Angel have come to an end.  I'd say he was put out of his misery, but I don't know if the fans didn't actually suffer more from having to watch Kazmir's epic downward spiral.  Either way, the maligned Kazmir is gone, but as of right now, his legacy seems to be that he will go down as one of the worst Angel acquisitions of all time.

The trade that brought Kazmir to Anaheim certainly wasn't a good one, but does it really deserve such an ignominious distinction?  Believe it or not, I'm not so sure that it does.

Halo Headlines - 6/16/11

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Daily Links for the LA Angels including Kazmir finally gets released, Weaver's high pitch counts shouldn't be cause for concern, ESPN calls the Halos the fourth best franchise in sports and much more...

The Story: The Angels finally released Scott Kazmir.

The Monkey Says: This has been inevitable since last year, really.  The Halos gave Kazmir every chance to keep his job, but things just kept getting worse for him.  His acquisition will no doubt go down in Angel history as one of the worst ever, but I'll be taking a look later today on just how bad it really was.


The Story: A retrospective of just how quickly Kazmir's performance declined.

The Monkey Says: It really is staggering how fast Kazmir went from very good to absolutely miserable.  Hopefully he can catch on with a pitching guru like Dave Duncan in St. Louis and salvage his career since he is still plenty young enough to have a quality career.

Game Recap 6/16/11: Base Meets Ball, Halos Lose - Mariners 3, Angels 1

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Next time the Angels play the Mariners, I'd like to request that Carlos Peguero have the rabbit's foot up his butt be surgically removed first.

Mariners 3, Angels 1

Last time the Halos came to Seattle, Peguero won the game on a walk-off flyball that Torii Hunter lost in the sun.  Now tonight, Peguero broke the scoreless tie and drove in the eventual game-winning runs thanks to a routing grounder that hit second base and caromed safely into the outfield.

Losses don't get much more deflating than that.

And that's the real problem, isn't it?  Every time the Angels make some progress, something crazy like that happens.  I just hope the Angel players don't let this demoralize them.

Game Preview: 6/15/11: Once More, With Feeling! - Angels @ Mariners

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Angels Logo@Mariners Logo
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
  (33-36) @ Seattle Mariners (34-34)

Pitching Probables: LAA – Ervin Santana (3-6, 4.37 ERA)  SEA – Erik Bedard (3-4, 3.47 ERA)

Game Info: 7:10 PM PT; TV - Fox Sports West; Radio - KLAA 830 AM

 

Just like I had hoped, the Angels are eyed a huge series sweep against the Mariners that would put them within striking distance of 1st place in the AL West. My one worry however, is whether or not Santana will be able to find consistency in his pitches. If he can somehow find a way to keep the ball in the park, unlike his last 3 starts, then the Angels will stand a great chance of winning this game against the Mariners. Yes I know that is an extremely obvious statement to make, how else am I going to fluff up this paragraph? 

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The Monkey's Offical 2011 All-Star Ballot

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The latest batch of All-Star voting results are in and the Angels are pretty much nowhere to be found, not that it should be a surprise to anyone.  And since it looks like the Halos don't stand a chance at any position player representation, I can go ahead and vote my mind for the All-Star game, which conveniently fulfills my BBA obligation of doing so.

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Halo Headlines - 6/15/11

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Daily Links for the LA Angels Kazmir's Angel career may be over after another awful rehab start, Scioscia says divisions will not be eliminated in realignment, evaluating the best move of Reagins' tenure and much more...

The Story: Scott Kazmir got lit up in his latest minor league rehab start, which might mean the end of his Angel career.

The Monkey Says: Kaz got shelled for six runs in 1.2 innings of work.  Details aren't even really necessary at this point, but these kind of results show just how helpless his case is.  He still has time left on his rehab assignment, so the Angels may let him finish it out since they are paying him anyway, but make no mistake, he will be released very soon.


The Story: Mike Scioscia claims eliminating divisions is not part of the plans for potential realignment.

The Monkey Says: Sosh is on the Commissioner's advisory committee, so if he says it isn't happening, then it isn't happening and I am all in favor of that.