The Angels bandwagon is filling up fast now that the Halos have shocked the world by signing Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson. At first, I thought I would rail against this and tell the bandwagoners to shove off, but that would be nothing more than an exercise in futility. After all, there is a reason Southern California fans have the bad stereotype of jumping on every bandwagon that crosses their path. Sorry, folks, but you know it is true.
So, instead of screaming into the night about the evils of bandwagoners, I'm going to try and help them out. I'm not happy about it, but if we diehard lifer Angel fans have to put up with the newcomers, the least we can do is educate them so that they don't look so obvious. As such, here is a quick reference guide for everyone leaping on the big red bandwagon to take note of. Please, I beg of you true fans, pass it on:
Why fight it? You can't stop Los Angelenos from jumping aboard a bandwagon. The more the merrier!