Free For All Friday: A Big Interview Tease and Eating Some Trout-Flavored Crow

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Time for Free For All Friday, a time to talk about all the Angels-related topics that slipped through the cracks this week, as well as any other totally unrelated topic you feel like bringing up.

Here are a few topics for you to discuss amongst yourselves:

  • Good news.  The good news is that I scored an interview with ESPN's Dan Shulman in lieu of the Sunday Night Baseball broadcast of the Dodgers-Angels game.  I'll have that posted as our preview on Sunday, so stay tuned.
  • Bad news.  OK, bad for you, good for me.  Production is going to be a bit light next week, my wife and daughter are finally joining me in Seattle this weekend and we are moving into our house then as well.  Needless to say, I'm going to be busy with that, so don't expect the usual stream of content for at least the first few days of next week.
  • Apparently Charlie Sheen used steroids when he was filming Major League, that is if we can take a degenerate, junkie, compulsive liar at his word.  My question though is why?  Does anybody care if Sheen was throwing 85 instead of 78 in a movie?  Did it enhance the film in any way?  Tim Robbins in Bull Durham had one of the worst throwing motions anyone has ever seen and it is still considered one of the best baseball movies ever.  Sorry, Charlie, but that is not winning.
  • I don't know if you've been watching the new show Wilfred, but it is pretty good.  However, whenever I watch it, I can't help but wonder what my own dog would sound like if he were anthropomorphic.  He's a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, so I suppose he'd have a Welsh accent, but he is also pretty grumpy, so I think there'd be a touch of Ed Asner in there too.
  • I'm man enough to admit when I am wrong.  I though I was dead on when I predicted Mike Trout would be promoted to Salt Lake after the Double-A All-Star break, but I guess I misread the tea leaves.  Trout played for Arkansas last night, so I guess whatever credibility I had just went out the window... until I predict his promotion again at the Triple-A All-Star break.

Or just feel free to bring up a topic of your own.  I don't really care (as long as you keep it clean) because it's Friday.

Halo Headlines: Kazmir Auditions for Rangers, Angels Sued for Racism, Thompson Gets the Most Out of Twitter

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The July 1st, 2011 edition of daily news for the LA Angels including Scott Kazmir works out for the Rangers, Angels get sued for racism, Rich Thompson uses Twitter for more than most and much more...

The Story: Scott Kazmir had a workout for the Rangers yesterday.

The Monkey Says: PLEASE sign him.  Pretty please!  With sugar on top?


The Story: Former radio host David Smith is suing the Angels for racism.

The Monkey Says: There are plenty of bad allegations in there, but seeing how the Angels have a Latino owner and a black GM, I find it hard to believe that the organization would promote the kind of culture the lawsuit claims they have.  I'd be shocked if this guy is anything more than a disgruntled employee looking to make a fast buck.

Top Ten Thursday: Funniest Keyword Referrals

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When I couldn't sleep the other night, I started trolling through of my Google Analytics reports, specifically, the keyword referrals this blog has gotten.  There were a lot of what you would expect (the first 50 or so results were some permutation of "Jeff Mathis can't hit" or "Angels offense sucks", but as I got into the depths of the report, I found some that were downright hilarious.

Here are the ten most "interesting" keyword results I found from the last few months.  I know I do some satirical pieces now and then, but I promise you these are all 100% real.  That reminds me, if any of you are responsible for these searches, I both applaud you and am slighlty worried about your mental health.

  1. "Is Jeff Mathis a homosexual"-  Wow, I know give Mathis a hard time, but take it easy people.
  2. "Arte Moreno and murder in Anaheim stadium"-  This last off-season was bad, but murder?  I think someone is taking things a little to personally.
  3. "I hate Carl Crawford"-  Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of this one.
  4. "Juan Rivera lazy"-  Why did someone need to Google this?  Just watch him play and that should pretty much tell you all you need to know.
  5. "Vernon Wells big splash"-  Ouch, that one hurts.
  6. "Did Joe Maddon get fat"-  Maddon might be a Scioscia protege, but not to the point that he's emulating Mike's body type.
  7. "Garrett Wilson and death penalty"-  WHAT?!?!?!  Hey, people, if you don't like my writing, just leave a snarky comment, the death penalty seems like a bit much, no?  Seriously though, I actually plugged this search in myself and some douche with the same name as me killed his infant child.  Way to ruin it for everyone, other Garrett.
  8. "Is it a good idea not to drop Kendrys Morales?"-  No, that is not a good idea.  In fact, there might not be much worse ideas out there when it comes to fantasy baseball.
  9. "John Lackey cheats on his wife"-  That's just not very nice.
  10. "Scott Kazmir don't worry guys"-  Google FAIL!  There is no way I ever wrote anything about Kazmir that involved the sentiment of "don't worry."

Angels and Expectations at the Half

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We all love to think we know our team so well that we could predict exactly how the season would play out before it even started.  But now, as we pass the halfway mark of the Angel season, I think we would all see just how unpredictable a baseball season can really be.

Try and transport your mind back to the month of February as the Angels were about to start Spring Training.  Think about all the assumptions you held back then and just how confident you were in them.  Now, with those assumptions firmly in mind, consider how you would feel if I had told you so many of the various things that have come to pass already this season.

If I had told you the Angels would be 1.5 games back at the half? 

Admit it, you would have been ecstatic.  Even the most optimistic of us weren't firm believers in the Angels' ability to hang with the Rangers, but sure enough, they've done that so far.  Almost every single expert had written the Angels off entirely, predicting a third place finish, yet here they stand with a very good chance of taking the divisional lead before the end of July.

If I had told you the Angels would be 42-40?

I'm guessing you probably would have nodded knowingly.  Most every expert had the Angels pegged for about 85 wins, so a 41-40 record is right on pace for that kind of finish.  What this also shows us is that maybe we shouldn't be too excited about the Angels being 1.5 games back since it seems like that has a lot more to do with the Rangers underachieving than the Angels overachieving (because, you know, they're not).

Halo Headlines: Izturis Battling a Sore Foot, Rodney On the Mend, Eckstein Pays a Visit

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The June 30th, 2011 edition of daily news for the LA Angels including Izturis day-to-day with a sore foot, Rodney nearing a return, David Eckstein visits the Halo clubhouse and much more...

The Story: Maicer Izturis is day-to-day with a sore foot.

The Monkey Says: This is a nagging issue that he's dealt with before, but the team seems confident (or at least as confident as they can be when it comes to Mr. Glass) that Izzy will be available at some point this weekend.


The Story: Fernando Rodney is getting close to returning from his back injury.

The Monkey Says: Fraudney may or may not go out on rehab, but I'm going to go ahead and suggest they definitely send him for a brief assignment before they allow him back in big league bullpen, even if they are desperate for help.

Game Recap 6/29/11: Sealing the Deal - Angels 1 Nationals 0

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The Angels have finally recorded a home sweep after a long wait for us fans, displaying their dominance of the NL yet again. Walden finally recorded a save while Dan Haren won his first home game since April. It's been a while since I've seen a 1-0 victory in favor of the Angels, it's nice to see they still have it in them to pull in such close games. 

Angels 1 Nationals 0 

Game Preview 6/29/11: One For The Money, Two For The Show - Nationals @ Angels

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Nationals Logo@Angels Logo
Washington Nationals
 (40-40) @ Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (41-40)

Pitching Probables: WAS – Jordan Zimmerman (5-6, 2.85 ERA)  LAA – Dan Haren (7-5, 3.05 ERA)

Game Info: 4:05 PM PT; TV - Fox Sports West; Radio - KLAA 830 AM

Three for the sweep, because I suck at rhyming. There gonna be a showdown at high noon in Anaheim today, with a possible first place contention in the near future for the Halos. This series has been all about offense, offense, and even more offense. However, if there's ever been a formula for a pitchers duel it's the matchup the baseball gods have sealed for today. It may not be as epic as the Weaver v Kershaw matchup, but it's still going to scoot your butts to the edge of your seat and send your fingernails a first class ticket straight to your mouth.