You may not have Vernon Wells to kick around anymore, Angels fans.
No, Vernon isn't on the verge of getting released as an early Christmas present to all the Halo faithful. As strange as it may sound, Wells might be on the verge of losing his status as Public Enemy #1 thanks to the fact that he, wait for it...
might be remembering how to hit!
Gasp! Guffaw! Other onomatopoeia!
I know, I was just as shocked to learn this as you are, but the numbers don't lie.
Here are Vernon's numbers from April 2012:
Ew, gross. But you know this because you know how bad Wells was in 2011 and those April 2012 numbers are appreciably worse. This caused many fans, myself included, to want to write Wells off as a lost cause.
But lo and behold, the calendar turned to May and now look at our boy:
By, jove! Those are perfectly reasonable numbers. More gasps!