Tweeted by an Angel: Questionable advice on spring training, parenting and fashion
Another week, another batch of real tweets from real Angel players that are chock full of questionable advice on attending spring training, parenting and fashion.
Michael Kohn unwittingly delivers a public service announcement for any fans traveling to Tempe to see the Angels in spring training:
Being in Arizona means only one thing. Allergies for me. #suckitaz
— Michael Kohn (@MichaelKohn58) February 25, 2012
Seriously, the allergies in Arizona are brutal. The first year I went, my eyes were watering so bad during a game that it looked like I was crying. Bring some Claritin.
New parents are always looking for advice:
Parenting: 18month old is getting in trouble and he starts moonwalking!?!? How do you stop from busting out laughing?
— Rich Thompson (@chopper63) February 27, 2012
There is nothing you can do, Rich. Disciplining young children is a losing battle. Just give up now.
Time for some fashion advice from the Angels new pop culture icon:
@HankConger16 you gotta go with mock turtle under suits this year, do what van damme would do
— C.J. Wilson (@str8edgeracer) February 29, 2012
I can't tell how serious this conversation was, but I think we can all agree that Conger would totally rock the mock turtle neck.
Not done with the fashion yet, Victor Rojas gives us a sneak preview of his new gameday attire:
I gotta get that Christopher Plummer velvet jacket for opening day.
— Victor Rojas (@VictorRojas29) February 27, 2012
I DARE you to make good on this, Victor. Who knows, maybe it will be a lucky charm like last year's Rally Luchador Mask?
And finally, not to be outdone, crazy person/prospect Chevy Clarke offers up some motivational advice of his own:
Succesful people have the self-discipline to do things they don't "feel" like doing. Dicipline is the key to success
— Chevy (@OfficialChevy) February 28, 2012
I never "feel" like reading Chevy's tweets, yet I still do it, just for this weekly feature. Clearly, I am very successful.
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